All 4 of Kimye’s Offspring Dress Better Than I Do
Amidst floating rumors of a Kardashian-West divorce leading up to the airing of the Keeping Up With The Kardashians final season, the only thought my pea-sized brain continues to have is how amazing their children always look. In addition to their naturally stunning facial features, their outfits continuously leave my jaw on the floor. I do understand that they certainly have stylists, two parents with clothing brands, and an unlimited budget, but a girl can dream, can’t she? I decided to take it upon myself to create eight womenswear looks based on outfits Kim Kardashian-West has posted of her kids wearing on her eponymous Instagram, waist trainers and Yeezys not required.
North
As the oldest and, in my opinion, most stylish of the 4 kids, North is well known for picking out her own outfits. Not only is she a natural in the clothing department, but her self-confidence appears to match. Having walked in a kids fashion show, sang at her dad’s runway show in Paris, and landed her own solo cover in WWD Beauty Inc.’s Gen Z issue, she is a force to be reckoned with. Gracing Kim Kardashian’s Instagram often with her own style concoctions, North’s looks I created are outfits I certainly am hoping to wear in full.
Pretty In Pink: Alexander McQueen Blazer, Alexander McQueen Trousers, NICHOLAS The Label Ribbed Turtleneck, Comme Des Garçons High-Top Sneakers
Sporty Spice: Helmut Lang Denim Jacket, Nike x AMBUSH Tearaway Pants, Dior Ultramatte Saddle Bag, Balenciaga Feather Trimmed Mules
Saint
As the second oldest, and one known to truly live up to his name, Saint has heavenly style. Often wearing vaguely similar silhouettes to his dad, Saint usually sports a silky button up, baggy pants, and sneakers: the epitome of style and comfort. The two womenswear looks I created both include men’s shirts, but paired with feminine fitting pants and elegant accessories, these will become your go-to pieces that can accompany an array of garments you already own in your wardrobe.
Dripping In Dior: Dior Oblique Silk Shirt, AREA Crystal Trim Pants, Dries Van Noten Mules, Bottega Veneta Mini Twist Bag, Ottolinger Dripping Earrings
Brown Baby: Fendi Silk Logo Print Shirt, CELINE Dylan Flared Velvet Jeans, Prada Gabardine High-Top Sneaker, Rejina Pyo Croc-Embossed Leather Bag
Chicago
Although she’s much younger than her big sister, Chicago is on her way to follow in North’s footsteps in terms of style. Finding similar matches for her base outfits, I had some fun with her signature hair bow look and added colorfully exuberant accessories. Chicago’s fun yet simple outfits were a delight to recreate, and would be even more enjoyable to be clad in on the regular.
NO Neutrals: Viktor&Rolf NO Shirt, Alaïa Pleated Skirt, Loewe Paula Sunglasses, Jacquemus Le Sac Noued, Alexander McQueen Topstitch Oversized Sneaker
Feeling Blue For You: Proenza Schouler Silk Top, Skims Waffle Top, Cotton Citizen Sweatpants, Chanel Boy Handbag, Alexander McQueen Oversized Sneaker
Psalm
As the youngest, and certainly the coziest dresser amongst the Kardashian-West kids, this one-year-old has me wanting to maintain a youthful sense of style and outlook on life. These outfits are perfect for running quick errands or getting a relaxed Sunday brunch where you can still look good for an Insta story, but slide into your couch immediately when it’s all said and done.
I Heart You: Manière De Vois Towelling Heart Hoodie, Manière De Vois Towelling Heart Joggers, Gucci Dionysus Super Mini, YSL SL24 Leather Sneaker
Overall, I’m Yours: Carhartt Overall Bib, JPG Vintage Turtleneck, Chloé Goldee Ankle Boots, YSL Niki Medium Bag, Marni Kiss Earrings